BLESS YOU AND YOUR CUTE SOUL
all this pop punk and you couldn’t defend me
i want to have a bunch of tattoos and piercings and a shaved head and wear combat boots and leather jackets with spikes on the shoulders but i also want to wear lacy dresses and flower crowns and pastel colours and oversized sweaters with bunnies on them do u see my dilemma here
i want to force like 75% of male nerddom to watch this conversation
i’m ugly and my body hurts and i am scared of the future
ScarJo looks like she had been waiting her entire career to do that with Sandra.
Yep. And Sandra looks EXTREMELY satisfied with herself. AS WELL SHE SHOULD.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
Only straight women can do this shit and get away with it.
Except Ellen Degeneres. She can kiss Portia. But kissing a woman she just met on stage? All hell would break loose, and not for Portia’s sake.
Exactly! I’m so over straight women Proving That Being Gay Is OK (TM) by making out for fun.
It’s icky. It trivializes our struggles. It’s disrespectful, and even patronizing.
"SEE? Nothing to worry about!!! AHAHAHAHAH"
They don’t risk anything by kissing each other publicly, because they’re still straight. Nobody will doubt their availability to men. Nobody will doubt their humanity now. This is on one level with Josh Hutcherson musing about that maybe one day he could look at another dude and think he’s ok looking—and then he’s celebrated for being so open and wow what a good ally!
Ellen Degeneres is like that one Fun Lesbian who can pull a lot of shit and maintain a career, but she, too, suffered a severe breakdown after she made the decision to come out.
I’m so done with straight people in general. It’s not cute anymore.
- giving gifts stresses me out
- getting gifts stresses me out
- what a bizarre fucking holiday
- there is a tree in my house